SCORPIO: Crewneck Sweatshirt
SCORPIO: Crewneck Sweatshirt
$60
SCORPIO! SCORPIO! SCORPIO!
The creator of this brand spent roughly 9 months in the womb of a Scorpio (an October Scorpio to be specific), so y'all have a special place in my heart. But babeeeeeeeeee. Y'all ain't no easy feat. Why Scorpio. Why?
You are the 8th sign of the zodiac. You are the most populous zodiac in the world. An estimated 9.6% of the world's population were born roughly between October 23 & November 22.
You are said to "play a mean game of chess". Meaning you play the long game. Interesting because according to Chess.com, the zodiac signs that are the best at chess are Aries & SCORPIO! Who knew?!
You are a fixed sign ruled by Pluto, the planet that governs both destruction and transformation. And that destruction/transformation juxtaposition is where the biggest Scorpio mischaracterizations can be found.
Scorpios are sometimes stereotyped as possessive & vindictive. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie says: "The problem with stereotypes is not that they are untrue, but that they are incomplete. They make one story become the only story". And here at Funny Acting Black Girl, we don't like the Scorpio Single Story so allow us to offer you a reframe.
FUNNY ACTING BLACK GIRL REFRAME: Our expansive view is that your emotions are intense which can be mis-read as possessive. You are said to be cryptic, but we see you as enigmatic & luminary. In other words, you are inexplicable and have a natural light-giving quality.
When a person, place or thing cannot be explained, it is likely to be denigrated & single-storied. But not on our Funny Acting Black Girl watch. Scorpio, tell them that when they describe you, to describe you fully.
(SIZE, CARE & FABRICATION DETAILS ARE IN THE DROP DOWNS BELOW)
Product Materials
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Product Materials
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SAGE COLORED HEAVYWEIGHT CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT DETAILS:
- 10 oz (330 gm) cotton/polyester blend 3-end fleece
- Ring spun cotton
- Split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
- Twill neck tape
- 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
- Generous fit
OLIVE TIE DYE CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT
- 9oz (300 gm) 80% cotton/20% polyester blend
- ring spun cotton
- 100% cotton 30 singles face yarn
- split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
- twill neck tape
- 1x1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband
- standard unisex fit
BLACK AND CREAM CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT DETAILS:
- 8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
- split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
- 1x1 ribbing at collar, cuffs and waistband
- standard unisex fit
BLACK & CREAM T-SHIRT DETAILS
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Air Dry
- Unisex Cut (Side Seamed/Shoulder taping)
- Standard Fit
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Care Instructions
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Care Instructions
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- Machine wash cold or dry clean
- No bleach
- Air dry
- Do not iron directly on designs
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