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FunnyActingBlackGirl

TAURUS: Crewneck Sweatshirt

$65
$65
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TAURUS!

You are 2nd sign of the zodiac. You are Earth. Venus rules you. Your symbol is The Bull. You are one of four Fixed signs of the zodiac. 

Taurus, they got y'all confused. Point blank period. Mischaracterizing you as things like stubborn, lazy and bull-headed. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie says: "The problem with stereotypes is not that they are untrue, but that they are incomplete. They make one story become the only story". And here at Funny Acting Black Girl, we don't like the Taurus Single Story so allow us to offer you a reframe. 

FUNNY ACTING BLACK GIRL REFRAME: At Funny Acting Black Girl, we find bull-headed and stubborn to be limited & non-expansive descriptions. Sure...maybe you can be bull-headed at times. But where some call you stubborn & uncompromising, we call you decided, grounded and certain. If "I know that I know that I know" were a person, it would be a Taurus. It is no mistake that your element is Earth or that you are the only Fixed sign of the three earth elements!

Now doesn't that feel like a far more expansive and encompassing perspective, Taurus?

(SIZE, CARE & FABRICATION DETAILS ARE IN THE DROP DOWNS BELOW)

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Product Materials

HOODIE DETAILS:

  • 8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
  • jersey lined hood
  • split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
  • 1x1 ribbing at cuffs & waistband
  • metal eyelets
  • standard fit

CREWNECK SWEATSHIRT DETAILS:

  • 8.5 oz (280 gm) cotton/polyester blend fleece
  • split stitch double needle sewing on all seams
  • 1x1 ribbing at collar, cuffs and waistband
  • standard fit

T-SHIRT DETAILS

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Air Dry
  • Unisex Cut (Side Seamed/Shoulder taping)
  • Standard Fit

Shipping / Returns / Lost or Stolen Packages

WHAT IS YOUR SHIPPING PROCESS?

We value expeditious service, however we are not Amazon. So please manage your expectations around shipping times. Thank you in advance. 

Every hoodie, sweatshirt and t-shirt is hand-pressed and/or screen-printed with love and made to order. Please allow 2 - 3 weeks (business days only & excluding holidays) for your order to be shipped. Once your order is processed in our facility, it is then shipped via the carrier that you select at checkout. 

NOTE: Processing is distinct from shipping. Processing is performed by us. Shipping is via the carrier that you select at checkout.

NOTE: This includes the shipping options you select. For example, UPS Next Day Air® or USPS Priority Mail Express. These options pertain to shipping, not processing. Selecting Priority Express or Next Day Air does not mean that you will get your item the next day. It means that once we process your item within our processing commitment time and it is delivered to the carrier, you will receive it according to your shipping selection once it is received by the carrier.

After shipment, we no longer have control over delays as a result of the carrier. You will receive an order confirmation once your order is placed and an email once your order is shipped. A tracking number will be provided as well. At this point, you will be able to track your package.

MY ORDER SAYS DELIVERED BUT IT'S NOT HERE! GASP.

FUNNY ACTING BLACK GIRL™ is not responsible for lost or stolen packages.

Beginning February 20, 2023, ALL orders will be insured by Shipsurance. If your item has been marked delivered and does not show up within 30 days of delivery date, we will begin the process of filing a claim. However, it must be at least 30 days past the date marked delivered. 

WHAT IS YOUR RETURNS/EXCHANGES PROCESS?

FUNNY ACTING BLACK GIRL™ is unable to accept returns/exchanges at this time.

Please refer to sizing charts for appropriate sizing.

Please email us at CustomerCare@FunnyActingBlackGirl within 5 business days of delivery should your item arrive damaged or defective.

Should your item arrive damaged or defective, please email us and should it be determined as such, we will authorize a return.

  • All returns must be received within 30 days of the delivery date.
  • Please ensure all items are packaged securely and arrive back to us in their original, unworn/unwashed condition. We reserve the right to deny any item that does not meet these requirements.
  • Original shipping costs are non-refundable and the cost of return postage must be paid by the customer at the time of returning
  • Once your return has been processed, you will receive a confirmation email from our team.

*Do not ship items to the address listed on your correspondence without approval.*

Dimensions

All Dimensions Represented In Inches
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Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold or dry clean
  • No bleach
  • Air dry
  • Do not iron directly on designs